First off, bonus points for those who can identify which flick the intro title comes from. So about me: I COULD say I'm an AFF multi-gazzillionaire with a package that would make a water buffalo jealous and the sexual stamina of an 18 year high school old on Ritalin. The truth is I'm a 30 year old recently divorced former Naval Aviator who has decided to launch into the single guy dating world again. Why AFF? Well where else can you indulge a yearning for left handed double jointed bisexual midget librarian foot fetishists? Did I mention I'm a wee bit of a smart ass?

My Ideal Person My ideal person has to be first and foremost a woman. I never thought I'd have to say this, but for all you bi and/or gay dudes out there, I don't begrudge your interest in bangin' other dudes. But please know that you will NEVER get me to switch teams. I'm a starting short stop for the all star hetero ball club so.... yeah, no more Emails K?

So what kind of woman am I interested in? Well age isn't really a factor. I've had great experiences across the aging spectrum. Only make sure that you're 1) able to vote and 2) don't require me to remind you where you left your teeth post-felatio. Other than that, I have a preference for women who are in shape. That's not a slam against those of a more zaftig physique, it's just a personal preference. However, if your biceps are bigger than mine and your abs could crush a walnut, then.... yeah, not a big turn on either. Also brain power is a huge turn on. You don't have to have won a Nobel Prize in the field of subnuclear particle physics, but I'm generally more attracted to those I can have a reasonably intelligent conversation with that doesn't involve the latest progeny of Brad and Angelina. Geez, I'm quite a picky bastard huh?

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I've always wanted to go down on Megyn Kelly while she's
reporting on the latest Middle East crisis du jour

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, midget corn oil wrestling

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I have the serious monster hots for Tea Leoni.

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